student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
The other day I dreamt that I had bought a bunch of mangos and when I woke up I was like Sweet! I’m gonna go have a mango! AND THERE WERE NO FUCKING MANGOS BECAUSE IT WAS ALL A DREAM. I was crushed.
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
"Not everyone you lose is a loss."
- (via imaan-daar)
(Source: starlate, via battletohealthy)
My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined
This really impacted me as a kid
(Source: christinahendricks, via funeralformyfat)
"Not all toxic people are cruel and uncaring. Some of them love us dearly. Many of them have good intentions. Most are toxic to our being simply because their needs and way of existing in the world force us to compromise ourselves and our happiness. They aren’t inherently bad people, but they aren’t the right people for us. And as hard as it is, we have to let them go. Life is hard enough without being around people who bring you down, and as much as you care, you can’t destroy yourself for the sake of someone else. You have to make your wellbeing a priority. Whether that means breaking up with someone you care about, loving a family member from a distance, letting go of a friend, or removing yourself from a situation that feels painful — you have every right to leave and create a safer space for yourself."
- Daniell Koepke (via notebookings)
(Source: internal-acceptance-movement, via imgonnamakeachange)