I hate it when I wake up and my dog has gotten into the trash!
Hold on, I don’t have a dog. SO WHY AM I CLEANING UP GARBAGE AND PISS?
Painting the insides of cabinets and drawers is a great way to add accent color to the home.
Everyone should have a vibrating cock ring.
aalleexxwhat:I feel a new choreography coming on….
this is like circular pole dancing omg
Feelin all kinds of left out… But ya know, that’s cool :)
– Jaime Lyn Beatty (via franki-e)
My boss is a fucking biiiiiiiiiitch.